Thursday, 25 April 2013

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Shopping Camera

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Morning Joke 2


Bu teacher: "Sumarni, try to make a sentence using the phrase 'very difficult'."

Sumarni: "I'm all difficult when it is a test."

Bu teacher: "Does the exam questions are too difficult for you, so you are not able to determine the answers to the right and cause you to feel all difficult?"

Sumarni: "No, ma'am. Problem is, the answer to a friend who was sitting to my left to answer friends who sat at my right hand is not the same., Which is why I was very difficult."
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Morning Joke


Alex: "Sir, why are you getting a little hair, almost bald."

Teacher: "It shows that I am super smart."

Alex: "Then I'll shave my hair bald alone."

Teacher: "Your actions this name is too smart."

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

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ACER Netbook

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Justin Bieber feat Nicki Minaj - Beauty And Beat


[Intro]
C - Em - Am - G x2

Young Money, Nicki Minaj, Justin

[Verse 1]
C           Am                Em-G        
Show you off, tonight I wanna show you off
C           Am                   Em-G  
What you got, a billion could've never bought

[Pre-Chorus]
Cadd9                   
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
Am                  
I wanna show you all the finer things in life
Cadd9                 
So just forget about the world, we young tonight
Am
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya

[Chorus]
      Cadd9 G                      Am 
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
                     F
Who can make my life complete
     Cadd9  G                             Am   
It's all by you, when the music makes you move
                    F
Baby do it like you do

Cause...

[Beat break]

[Verse 2]
C        Am                   Em-G        
Body rock, girl, I can feel your body rock
C        Am                   Em-G        
Take a bow, you on the hottest ticket now

[Pre-Chorus]
Cadd9
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight
Am
I wanna show you all the finer things in life
Cadd9
So just forget about the world, we young tonight
Am
I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya

[Chorus]
      Cadd9 G                      Am 
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
                     F
Who can make my life complete
     Cadd9  G                             Am   
It's all by you, when the music makes you move
                    F
Baby do it like you do

[Verse 3/Bridge - Nicki Minaj]
Cadd9 - Am7 (repeat)
In time, ink lines, b*tches couldn't get on my incline
World tour, it's mine, ten little letters, on a big sign
Justin Bieber, you know imma hit 'em with the ether
Buns out, wiener, but I gotta keep my eye out for Selene-er
Beauty, beauty and the beast
Beauty from the east, beautiful confessions of the priest
Beast, beauty from the streets, we don't get deceased
Every time a beauty on the beats
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, Let's go, Let's go)
(Body rock, girl, I wanna feel your body rock)

[Chorus]
      Cadd9 G                      Am 
Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat
                     F
Who can make my life complete
     Cadd9  G                             Am   
It's all by you, when the music makes you move
                    F
Baby do it like you do

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Morning Joke


After John bought movie tickets for herself and her boyfriend, John went inside to find a seat while he went out to buy some popcorn. By the time he returned, the preview is being displayed and theaters went dark. John broke through the darkness of the cinema, sitting and giving kiss to his girlfriend.

Then he heard a very familiar voice in her ear that said, "John, you're wrong seat. I sat in the back here!"

Monday, 15 April 2013

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Loser

Do you ever feel like a loser? Don't worry about that. Every human has humane personality. So, if you feel like that, waste all your negative thinking. Keep walk and keep moving forward! Nothing is Impossible in the world. Don't hear any word from people which can broke your motivation. Do the best and share your problem with your best friend or each other who you believe. Sometimes, your choice is not correct, but no problem. Who knows about your life. Your choice is the most appropriate for you. And don't forget to always pray to God. Beacause God always Listening and Understanding

Sunday, 14 April 2013

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Afternoon Joke


Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one mother said,

"It seems that Alfred and I was a big fight. I was so mad I had lost 20 pounds of weight."

"Why did not you leave him?" his friend asked.

"Oh! Yet," moms first replied, "I want to lose weight at least 7 pounds again."

Saturday, 13 April 2013

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Shopping

Thursday, 11 April 2013

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Morning Joke


People do business with Germany
German people famous in performing his duties, and is also known for his prudence attitude. Let's take a look at the following dialogue:

Fish buyers: "How do you sell these fish?"
Fish peddlers: "the price is 4 dollars, buy 3 heads cost 10 dollars."
Fish buyer: "I want to buy 4."
Fish peddlers: "16 dollars."
Fish buyers were surprised: "3 tail right price 10 dollars, why 4 to 16 dollars?"
Fish peddlers: "Mr buy 4 tails, the price is 4 dollars, the amount of all of course 16 dollars?
Fish buyers: "...???"

A moment later, the fish buyers ask: "If I buy 3 tail first, then buy another one, how much is it?"

Count had a count, it's the fish peddler finally said: "14 dollars."

Fish buyers: "...???"
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Bruno Mars - Grenade


Am
Easy come, easy go,
Am
That's just how you live, oh,
Em
Take, take, take it all,
Em
But you never give.
Am
Should've known you was trouble
Am
From the first kiss,
Em
Had your eyes wide open.
Em
Why were they open?


Am

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
Em
You tossed it in the trash, you did.
    Am
To give me all your love is all I ever asked, 'cause
F                   E
What you don't understand is

Chorus:


                Am      F        C

I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
          Gmaj         Am       F        C
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj         Am       F        C
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj      Am      F         C     Gmaj
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
                F                       Gmaj
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
        C                 E         Am   Gmaj
Take a bullet straight through my brain!
              F              E
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
E
But you won't do the same.


Am   Am   Em   Em

No, no no

Am

Black, black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb,
          Em
Tell the devil I said "hey" when you get back to where you're from.
Am
Mad woman, bad woman, that's just what you are,
               Em
Yeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car


Am

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
Em
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did.
    Am
To give me all your love is all I ever asked, 'cause
F                   E
What you don't understand is

Chorus:


                Am      F        C

I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
          Gmaj         Am       F        C
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj         Am       F        C
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj      Am      F         C     Gmaj
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
                F                       Gmaj
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
        C                 E         Am   Gmaj
Take a bullet straight through my brain!
              F              E
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
E
But you won't do the same.


F

  If my body was on fire,
Am
  Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames.
F
  You said you loved me, you're a liar,
            E
'cause you never, ever, ever did, baby!

Am   Am   Em   Em


But, darling


Chorus:

                        Am      F        C
I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
          Gmaj         Am       F        C
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj         Am       F        C
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
              Gmaj      Am      F         C     Gmaj
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
                F                       Gmaj
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
        C                 E         Am   Gmaj
Take a bullet straight through my brain!
              F              E
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
E
But you won't do the same.

Outro:


Am

No, you won't do the same
Em
You wouldn't do the same
Am
Ooh, you'd never do the same
Em
Ohh, no no no

Saturday, 6 April 2013

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State University of Semarang

Semarang City in Indonesia has Conservation University. It's the one and only Conservation University in Indonesia. Located at Sekaran Village, Gunungpati, Semarang City, Indonesia.
The University called Semarang State University, in Indonesian Universitas Negeri Semarang (UNNES). UNNES has 8 Faculties, there are Faculty of Mathematics and Natural Science, Faculty of Languages and Arts, Faculty of Educations Science, Faculty of Economics, Faculty of Sports Science, Faculty of Engineerings, Faculty of Social Science, and Faculty of Law. UNNES is university teachers scored. Of the 59 courses, 34 courses including a course of education with a graduate degree education (S.Pd.) for graduates. Not only at undergraduate level, Unnes also made a number of courses at the master's level (S2) and doctoral programs (S3), in addition to the diploma (D3).



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Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together



Cadd9 G D Em7

Cadd9 G
I remember when we broke up the first time
D Em7
saying this is it I've had enough cause like
Cadd9 G
we haven't seen each other in a month
D Em7
when you said you needed space what?

Cadd9 G
Then you come around again and say
D Em7
baby I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
Cadd9 G
Trust me remember how that lasted for a day
D Em7
I say I hate you we break up you call me I love you

Cadd9 G D Em7
Ooh we called it off again last night
Cadd9 G D Em7
butooh this time I'm telling you I'm telling you

Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Cadd9 G D D
but we are never ever ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7
like ever



Cadd9 G
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
D Em7
and me falling for it screaming that I'm right
Cadd9 G
And you hide away and find your peace of mind
D Em7
with some indie record that's much cooler than mine

Cadd9 G D Em7
Ooh you called me up again tonight
Cadd9 G D Em7
But ooh this time I'm telling you I'm telling you

Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Cadd9 G D D
but we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
Ooh, ooh,
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
ooh, oh

(quietly, but getting louder)
Cadd9 G D Em7
I used to think that we were forever ever
Cadd9 G D Em7
and I used to say never say never
Cadd9 G D Em7
Ugh so he calls me up and he's like 'I still love you and I'm like 'I'm just sick of it I mean
Cadd9 G D (strum once)
this is exhausting you know like, we are never getting back together like ever

Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We are never ever ever getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
but we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We (ooh ooh) getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
We (ooh ooh) oh, getting back together
Cadd9 G D Em7 D/F#
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Cadd9 G D D
but we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Friday, 5 April 2013

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Evening Joke


There is someone asked her: "Why do you smoke cigarettes so why always smiling? Was it because cigarettes are so fragrant that you suck?"

"Not. I was just reading the newspaper, he said any smoke a cigarette can reduce the lifespan of 5 seconds, while a once smiling, age could be 10 seconds long. Accordingly, we are still able to survive a little longer"

Thursday, 4 April 2013

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FIFA World Cup

I will share about FIFA world cup, enjoy it !

1. Uruguay 1930



2. Italy 1934




3. France 1938




4. Brazil 1950




5. Switzerland 1954




6. Sweden 1958




7. Chile 1962




8. England 1966





Willie

9. Mexico 1970


Juanito



10. West Germany 1974



Tip and Tap



11. Argentina 1978
Gauchito





12. Spain 1982




Naranjito


13. Mexico 1986
 Pique





14. Italy 1990

Caio





15. USA 1994
 Striker





16. France 1998


 Footix



17. Korea Japan 2002
 Ato, Nik and Kaz





18. Germany 2006


 Goleo VI and Pile



19. South Afrika 2010




Zakumi

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