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Thursday, 25 April 2013
Bu teacher: "Sumarni, try to make a sentence using the phrase 'very difficult'."
Sumarni: "I'm all difficult when it is a test."
Bu teacher: "Does the exam questions are too difficult for you, so you are not able to determine the answers to the right and cause you to feel all difficult?"
Sumarni: "No, ma'am. Problem is, the answer to a friend who was sitting to my left to answer friends who sat at my right hand is not the same., Which is why I was very difficult...
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
After John bought movie tickets for herself and her boyfriend, John went inside to find a seat while he went out to buy some popcorn. By the time he returned, the preview is being displayed and theaters went dark. John broke through the darkness of the cinema, sitting and giving kiss to his girlfriend.
Then he heard a very familiar voice in her ear that said, "John, you're wrong seat. I sat in the back here...
Monday, 15 April 2013
Do you ever feel like a loser? Don't worry about that. Every human has humane personality. So, if you feel like that, waste all your negative thinking. Keep walk and keep moving forward! Nothing is Impossible in the world. Don't hear any word from people which can broke your motivation. Do the best and share your problem with your best friend or each other who you believe. Sometimes, your choice is not correct, but no problem. Who knows about your life. Your choice is the most appropriate for...
Sunday, 14 April 2013
Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one mother said,
"It seems that Alfred and I was a big fight. I was so mad I had lost 20 pounds of weight."
"Why did not you leave him?" his friend asked.
"Oh! Yet," moms first replied, "I want to lose weight at least 7 pounds again...
Thursday, 11 April 2013
People do business with Germany
German people famous in performing his duties, and is also known for his prudence attitude. Let's take a look at the following dialogue:
Fish buyers: "How do you sell these fish?"
Fish peddlers: "the price is 4 dollars, buy 3 heads cost 10 dollars."
Fish buyer: "I want to buy 4."
Fish peddlers: "16 dollars."
Fish buyers were surprised: "3 tail right price 10 dollars, why 4 to 16 dollars?"
Fish peddlers: "Mr buy 4 tails, the price is 4 dollars, the amount of all...
Am
Easy come, easy go,
Am
That's just how you live, oh,
Em
Take, take, take it all,
Em
But you never give.
Am
Should've known you was trouble
Am
From the first kiss,
Em
Had your eyes wide open.
Em
Why were they open?
Am
Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash,
Em
You tossed it in the trash, you did.
Am
To give me all your love is all I ever asked, 'cause
F E
What you don't understand is
Chorus:
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Saturday, 6 April 2013

Semarang City in Indonesia has Conservation University. It's the one and only Conservation University in Indonesia. Located at Sekaran Village, Gunungpati, Semarang City, Indonesia.
The University called Semarang State University, in Indonesian Universitas Negeri Semarang (UNNES). UNNES has 8 Faculties, there are Faculty of Mathematics and Natural Science, Faculty of Languages and Arts, Faculty...
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I remember when we broke up the first time
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saying this is it I've had enough cause like
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we haven't seen each other in a month
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when you said you needed space what?
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Then you come around again and say
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baby I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change
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Trust me remember how that lasted for a day
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I say I hate you we break up you call me I love you
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Ooh we called it off again last night
Cadd9...
Friday, 5 April 2013
There is someone asked her: "Why do you smoke cigarettes so why always smiling? Was it because cigarettes are so fragrant that you suck?"
"Not. I was just reading the newspaper, he said any smoke a cigarette can reduce the lifespan of 5 seconds, while a once smiling, age could be 10 seconds long. Accordingly, we are still able to survive a little longer"...
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